He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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