found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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