Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
When did angry sex become our thing?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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