youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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