4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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