i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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