I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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