Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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