i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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