So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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