(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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