I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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