What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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