She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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