I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize
