dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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