he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
