I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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