all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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