I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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