Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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