Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I have post one night stand depression
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