i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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