Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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