Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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