Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
