This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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