she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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