guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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I need you to use more vowels.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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