some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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