i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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