seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
be right there i have to get my cape
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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