I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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