I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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