Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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