youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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