Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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