***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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