Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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