if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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