How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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