We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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