You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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