Fuck appropriateness.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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