I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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