Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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