Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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