Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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