if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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