He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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