Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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