we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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