I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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