Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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