no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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