hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
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i will never coherently bang her
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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